Groom: I, (Groom), choose you, (Bride), to be my wife. Be­fore our friends and fam­i­ly gath­ered here I promise to love and cher­ish you through­out the good times and bad times. I promise to try to re­mem­ber to put down the toi­let seat, and to re­place the toi­let roll when it fin­ish­es. I promise to re­mem­ber this day with love and ros­es. I will love you al­ways.

Bride: I, (Bride), choose you, (Groom), to be my hus­band. Be­fore our friends and fam­i­ly, I promise to love and cher­ish you through every ob­sta­cle that may come in­to our path. I promise to learn how to change a tire, and how to re­fill the screen wash when it runs out. I will com­fort you when your team los­es and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you al­ways.