Groom: I, (name), promise to love you, (name), even though you have an ob­ses­sion with Brit­ney Spears and oth­er girly pop mu­sic. I promise I will learn to love all of your fa­vorite pop stars like Brit­ney Spears and Madon­na, and will not crit­i­cize your choice in mu­sic from hear on out.

Bride: I, (name), promise to love you, (name), even though you have a love for ‘80s hair band mu­sic. I promise I will try to love Mot­ley Crue as much as you do, and will even dress up in ‘80s cloth­ing and see a live con­cert with you- and I won’t even com­plain the en­tire time. You’ll be my per­son­al rock star and I will love every mo­ment of it.