Groom: I (name) take you (name) to be my lawfully wedded wife. I promise to love you just as much as I love my dog Scout, if not more so. I promise to always clean up after him and make him sleep on the edge of the bed instead of right next to us. I love you my wife and you come first!
Bride: I (name) take you (name) to be my lawfully wedded husband. I promise to love you as much as my kitty cat Fluffy. I promise to pay just as much attention to you and cuddle with you as much as I do Fluffy, and I promise to keep her nails short so she doesn’t cut you. You will always be my number one, buy Fluffy will be right by our sides with her furry little coat!