Groom: I (name) take you (name) to be my law­ful­ly wed­ded wife. I promise to love you just as much as I love my dog Scout, if not more so. I promise to al­ways clean up af­ter him and make him sleep on the edge of the bed in­stead of right next to us. I love you my wife and you come first!

Bride: I (name) take you (name) to be my law­ful­ly wed­ded hus­band. I promise to love you as much as my kit­ty cat Fluffy. I promise to pay just as much at­ten­tion to you and cud­dle with you as much as I do Fluffy, and I promise to keep her nails short so she doesn’t cut you. You will al­ways be my num­ber one, buy Fluffy will be right by our sides with her fur­ry lit­tle coat!