I, _____, take you ______, to be my law­ful­ly wed­ded wife.

To be to­geth­er in hap­pi­ness and strife,

To have and to hold,

Even if your cook­ing grows mold.

I love you in rich­ness and in debt,

And cher­ish all mo­ments since we have met.

I promise to love you un­til the end of my days,

As long as you stay out of my base­ball plays.

I pledge to be faith­ful

Even when we’re old and dull.