Man: I (name), take you (name), to be my law­ful­ly wed­ded wife. I promise to love you for eter­ni­ty and to trust you with my cred­it card, even if it means pass­ing out when I get the cred­it card bill. You’re my wife and you de­serve the best!

Women: I (name), take you (name), to be my law­ful­ly wed­ded hus­band. I promise to love you just as much as my Amer­i­can Ex­press card, and I promise to buy you some­thing every once and awhile. I won’t go over­board with my pur­chas­es un­less it’s some­thing we can share to­geth­er. I love you hus­band!